The Last HURRAH

[Guest thrasher]

So much for being a good samaritan.

 

The Last HURRAH

 

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

 

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who

 

were threatening a young woman.

 

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

 

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the

 

head, kicked his bike over, ripped

 

out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

 

I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"

 

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

 

"Just a couple minutes ago."