New Definition For S O S

[Guest DWB]

 

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The jet jockey decided to show off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The C-130 pilot chuckled.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a cinnamon roll.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you get slower, older & smarter -

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We older folks understand this one, it's called S.O.S.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Slower, Older and Smarter....