some funnys

[Robbo]

I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check

 

her balance. so I pushed her over

 

I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.

 

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'

 

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, ' You Bastard ! '

 

 

[Guest OzChris]

baahahaha :lol: =D> =D>

 

 

[Guest g_i_jack029]

LMAO :lol: