F-14 and B-52 pilots

[Guest Glenn]

A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

 

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

 

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

 

"Well, I just engaged auto pilot, went for a pee and a coffee. So, could you do that?"