Saloon

[bexrbetter]

I just made this up myself I would like all to know ...

 

A sheep with a bandaged leg, a bandaged neck and six shooters at it's side bursts into an old Western saloon.

 

The piano stops playing and all go silent ... the sheep silently limps up to the bar and gives the Bartender a note;

 

"I'm a lookin' for the man who shot my Maa and my Paw .."

 

Ok, ok, I'll get my hat ....

 

 

[Guernsey]

Feeling a bit sheepish are you Bex' ?

 

Alan.

 

 

[old man emu]

Great Dad Joke!

 

How many kid you got?

 

OME