Neighbourly Love

[Guest john]

Suzy the wife had just got out of the shower & left it running for her husband Jim who got in straight after her.

 

While Suzy was drying herself, the front door bell rang, so she wrapped the towel around her body & went to the front door & opened it at which time Bob the next door neighbour was at the front door & said to Suzy, "I'll give you $1000.00 if you drop that towel whilst I am standing here in front of you".

 

Suzy thought for a moment, & thought that it was worth getting an easy $1000.00, & so she dropped the towel, & stood starkus in front of Bob, who then gave her the $1000.00, after which he left to return home next door.

 

Soon after Jim got out of the shower, dried himself & went downstairs to where Suzy was watching TV, & he asked her who was at the front door.

 

Suzy who was now embarrased, & had been taken an advantage of by Bob, responded by saying that Bob next door just came over to repay the $1000.00 he owed you.

 

 

[Guernsey]

Suzy the wife had just got out of the shower & left it running for her husband Jim who got in straight after her.While Suzy was drying herself, the front door bell rang, so she wrapped the towel around her body & went to the front door & opened it at which time Bob the next door neighbour was at the front door & said to Suzy, "I'll give you $1000.00 if you drop that towel whilst I am standing here in front of you".

 

Suzy thought for a moment, & thought that it was worth getting an easy $1000.00, & so she dropped the towel, & stood starkus in front of Bob, who then gave her the $1000.00, after which he left to return home next door.

 

Soon after Jim got out of the shower, dried himself & went downstairs to where Suzy was watching TV, & he asked her who was at the front door.

 

Suzy who was now embarrased, & had been taken an advantage of by Bob, responded by saying that Bob next door just came over to repay the $1000.00 he owed you.

He must have felt a bit guilty dear as I didn't loan him $1,000, I actually gave it to him for letting me see his wife in the nude last week. .

 

Alan.