Compliments to the Good Wife

[Guest john]

The husband & wife who had been happily married for 40 years were chatting to each other in the bedroom before retiring for the evening.

 

As the wife was undressing & preparing to get into her nightie, she stood naked in front of the full length mirror for a few minutes looking at herself, & said to her husband, "I feel fat, my boobs are saggy, & my body has gone to rack & ruin to what it used to be like when we first got married, please lift my spirits & pay me a compliment".

 

The husband thought for a moment about what to say & responded to his wife as follows:"Your eyesight is spot on LOVE".

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

And then the bloody fight started !!!.................Maj...

 

 

[Guernsey]

On reflection you would have to say that it was the naked truth.

 

Alan.