The Embarassed Airline Captain

[Guest john]

As the aircraft was on final approach, the Captain switched on the PA system to tell the passengers that they were due to land in a minute or so & can then disembark, however he accidentally left the PA system on & said to the Copilot, "As soon as I clock off from this flight, I'm going to have a nice cold beer & after that I intend to make mad passionate love to the redheaded hostess who is coming back to my flat" All the passengers started laughing hearing this over the PA system as the redheaded hostess started running up the aisle toward the cockpit , when suddenly she tripped over a bag a passenger had placed in the aisle ready to disembark. The old lady sitting in the adjoining aisle saw what ocurred & said to the redheaded hostess."No need to hurry dear because the Captain said he was going to have a cold beer first".