A good husband always does what he says he will do

[nomadpete]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and

 

slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the van and

 

proceeded to back out into a torrential

 

downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage,

 

turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all

 

day.

 

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into

 

bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation,

 

and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

 

My loving wife replied, "And, can you believe my stupid

 

husband is out fishing in that?"

 

 

 

[Mark11]

Funny

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Good one mate, good one.

 

On a slight detour, who wrote your 'signature'? I applaud the sentiment.

 

 

[nomadpete]

Good one mate, good one.On a slight detour, who wrote your 'signature'? I applaud the sentiment.

My 'signature' is borrowed from a poem by Robert H Smith. For the full poem, google the first line of it.