A Surprising Wife

[Guest john]

A loving wife wanted to surprise her husband by an impromptu visit to him at the office so that they could have lunch together.

 

When the wife arrived & walked straight into her husbands executive office suite without knocking, she observed that an attractive blonde secretary was sitting on her husbands lap.

 

Without hesitation, the husband dictated a memo for his Secretary to take down in shorthand stating that "In conclusion shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate within this office with just the one chair."

 

 

[Guernsey]

Presume that the memo was to the Chairman.

 

Alan.