Female medical examination

[nomadpete]

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:-

 

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

 

 

 

The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.

 

 

 

"No! No! Don't take off your clothes...

 

Just stick out your tongue!"

 

 

[Sapphire]

Probably just as appropriate if she stuck out her finger.

 

 

[damkia]

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look at it..."