Santa Claus. . . ?

[Phil Perry]

Does Santa really live at the North pole?

 

Lets look at the evidence.

 

1. Wears red and white

 

2. Good at breaking into houses

 

3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace

 

4. Drives an unlicensed vehicle

 

5. Only does one days work a year

 

Lapland My arse. . . . .

 

He's a bloody Kiwi