Phil's Giggles. . .

[Phil Perry]

"My wife left me last week, it was really weird,. she said she was going to get some milk, and never came back. . . .

 

" Geez, that's a bugger,. . . . How are you coping ? "

 

"Well,. . . I've been getting by on that powdered stuff. . . . "

 

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" I went for my regular checkup last week . . . . "

 

. . . "Oh yes, . . how did you get on ? "

 

" Well it was OK until he stuck his finger up my bum. . . . "

 

"Well, what's wrong with that, ? It's a normal procedure, ? "

 

So,. . . . . you Don't think I should change my dentist then ? ? ? "

 

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" Is this a picture of your Wife Sir ?? "

 

"Yes it is"

 

"Well, I'm sorry to tell you but it looks like she has been involved in a car accident "

 

"Yes, . . . . but she's very good with the kids. . . . "