CEO VACANCY POSITION

[Guest john]

This major Company advertised for the above position, this is what the 1st applicant told the Chairman of the Board when interviwed:

 

The 1st applicant said to the Chairman that your advertisement wanted someone responsible, well therefore I am definitiley the man you need, because every time something went wrong at my last place of employment , they told me that I was responsibile.

 

The 2nd applicant for the CEO position was told by the Chairman that this is a busy job & we need someone extremely capable & suitable for handling a variety of duties.

 

The 2nd applicant then told the Chairman to look no further because I am the perfect man for this CEO position. I have had 10 different jobs in the past 4 months.

 

Ther 3rd applicant for this CEO position told the Chairman that he had several years previous experience as a CEO. The Chairman replied that our enquiries reveal that this in fact the 1st job you have ever had. This 3rd applicant responded to the Chairman as follows:

 

But you advertised for someone with imagination.