Visiting New Zealand

[Guest john]

A Queensland Tourist visiting New Zealand for the first time hired a car to travel to both North & South Islands. On his way to the south Island he observed a bloke in a paddock having sex with a sheep.

 

The tourist was horrified to think this unacceptable behaviour could occurr in this educated country. He was so disgusted he stoppped at the nearby pub to soothe his nerves.

 

Whilst at the bar he noticed a chap with one leg at the end of the bar discreetly wanking himself.

 

The tourist was disgusted & said to the barmaid, "What the hells going on over here, I 've only been here for a couple hours & I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep in the paddock & now this one legged bloke at the end of the bar wanking himself off".

 

The barmaid replied, "You can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep".