THE MAGICIAN

[Guest john]

This guy walks into the pub & sees a beautiful young lady sitting by herself at the end of the bar.

 

He occasionally acts as a magician at the local Playhouse Actors Club.

 

He strolls up to the young lady & says to her

 

"Do you want to play some magic tricks "to which she replies Yes.

 

The magician said " Then come back to my place after we finish this round of drinks, we"ll have sex & then you disappear".