2+2+2=7

[Old Koreelah]

You gotta love him!

 

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

 

Teacher: No, listen carefully.

 

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Seven

 

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

 

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Six.

 

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

 

how many will you have?

 

Johnny: Seven!!!

 

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

 

A very angry Johnny: Because,....I've already got a f#ckin' cat !!!