The UNACCEPTABLE Taxation Return

[Guest john]

Fred submitted his 2012 taxation return recently & had it promptly returned by the Tax Office stating that the answer to the qestion "List all your dependants" was unacceptable. His initial answer to this question on his Tax Return was as follows: I support the following dependants

 

1. 200000 illegal immigrants

 

2. 180000 crack heads

 

3. 50000 unemployed on benefits

 

4. 20000 people in prison

 

5. 150 fools in parliament

 

When his Tax Return was returned to him stating that the abovementioned answers were unacceptable, he promptly sent it back again to the Tax Office with the query,

 

"Did I forget someone"

 

 

[damkia]

24000 Taxation Bureaucrats.............