Last Respects

[Guest john]

The Funeral Director conducting the service for the Lawyer who had died was surprised at the number of people who had turned up for the funeral service. After the service the Funeral Director commented to several people who attended the wake, that the deceased Lawyer would have been pleased with the crowd that had turned up for his service. Every person the Director spoke to said they had been clients of the deceased, however they each remarked that the main reason for attending the service was to make sure that the "Bastard" was dead.