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[Guest lovetofly]

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

 

She was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she

 

asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3 some?

 

I said no.

 

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

 

I went back to her place.

 

She put the hall light on & and shouted upstairs:

 

"Mum you still awake?"