Women! Go figure!

[Guest Crash Lander]

My wife had words with me the other day about spending money on beer.

 

The budget did not allow for it.

 

Imagine my annoyance when I busted her spending $65 on make-up!

 

When I confronted her on why I was not allowed to 'waste money' on beer, and yet she could spend money on make-up, she replied that the make-up was to make her look beautiful for me.

 

I calmly explained that that was the same reason why I needed the beer!

 

She's decided to spend a few days at her mothers!

 

(Not a true story! Just a gag I got emailed the other day!)

 

 

[Guest Emma Masters]

a good one! but i would off said... INFACT... i do say to my husband, make up lasts much longer than beer ever will;)