Happy Neighbours Kids

[Guest john]

Little Johnny & his family had been invited to see the neighbours new baby who had been born without ears. Before they left the house, Johnnys Dad spoke to him & explained that if he so much as mentioned anything insensitive about the babys missing ears or even said the word ears he would be in big trouble.

 

When Johnny got there, he looked at the baby & said "What a beautiful baby, he has beautiful little feet, hands & a cute little nose & eyes".

 

Thankyou Johnny, the mother said, he is a very lucky boy. The Doctor said he will have 20/20/vision.

 

That is lucky Johnny said, because if ever he needs glasses, he will be buggered.