Litespeed Posted September 8, 2011 Posted September 8, 2011 Now aren't we all glad they did not keep this idea. Imagine Qantas and the service problems they could have- and I thought they had enough problems. "Hey is that something falling from that Qantas?" Attention ladies and gents, this is your Captain speaking- We have had a slight problem and have turn off engine No 1 and ejected it. We are confident we will miss the blast zone, by the time it hits. Thank you for Flying Qantas. But the new ads would be cool- Kangaroo bounds and drops a nuclear poo. cue Peter Allen. And Finding a crash site would be easy- just look for the glowing mushroom cloud. Naturally waste would not be a problem with the new Siberian maintenance staff. Now .....where is that F..kin Irishman?
Litespeed Posted September 8, 2011 Posted September 8, 2011 Now aren't we all glad they did not keep this idea. Imagine Qantas and the service problems they could have- and I thought they had enough problems. "Hey is that something falling from that Qantas?" Attention ladies and gents, this is your Captain speaking- We have had a slight problem and have turn off engine No 1 and ejected it. We are confident we will miss the blast zone, by the time it hits. Thank you for Flying Qantas. But the new ads would be cool- Kangaroo bounds and drops a nuclear poo. cue Peter Allen. And Finding a crash site would be easy- just look for the glowing mushroom cloud. Naturally waste would not be a problem with the new Siberian maintenance staff. Now .....where is that F..kin Irishman?
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