Advice for a long married life

[old man emu]

As the day for the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton approached, Kate began to wonder how she could ensure a long life married to William. Casting her eye around her soon-to-be in-laws, she decided that the Queen was the best person to ask, so in a quiet moment she whispered to the Queen, "Your majesty, I need your advice. You and Prince Phillip have been married for a very long time. How can I ensure that I will have a long marriage?"

 

The Queen thought for a moment, then replied, "Always wear your seatbelt."

 

 

[mAgNeToDrOp]

two words...... "yes dear" ;)

 

 

[Cosmick]

French Tunnels could be off bounds too.............................