Ain't this the truth

[Guest thrasher]

Ain't this the truth!!

 

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Innovative

 

2. Preliminary

 

3. Proliferation

 

4. Cinnamon

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Specificity

 

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

 

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

 

4. Transubstantiate

 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Nope, no more booze for me.

 

2. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

 

3. Macas? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

 

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

 

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

 

6. I'm not interested in fighting you.

 

7. Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no

 

coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

 

8 . Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

 

9 . I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.