Jock the Scotchman

[Guest john]

Jock the Scotchman who wears a kilt all the time was keen on dating the new girl at work in the office called Jean.

 

He therefore asked her address & told her he would come around to her place later on tonight & take her for a walk in the park . When he arrived at Jeans place , he knocked on the front door & Jean opened it & Jock asked Jean if she would come for a walk in the park.

 

Jean replied "Oh no Jock I don't like the glint in your eye".

 

The next night Jock again went around to Jeans place & knocked on the front door, which Jean again opened, & again Jock asked Jean if she would come for a walk in the park.

 

Jean replied again "Oh no Jock I don't like the glint in your eye"

 

The third night Jock put on his sunglasses & went around to Jeans place & asked her to please come for a walk in the park.

 

Jean looked at Jock with his sunglasses on & said to Jock "Although I can't see the glint in your eye I don't like the tilt on your kilt"