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Discussion in 'Aviation Laughter' started by turboplanner, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. Neil_S First Class Member

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    ....so do you also get annoyed at the signs at supermarket checkouts saying "9 items or less" instead of "9 items or fewer" ? Pedants rule OK :beerchug:
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    Your's too?
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    I have been pleasantly surprised to see elevator warning signs in recent years that say "Do Not Use Lift In Event of Fire". This is an example where in earlier years they all said "Do not use Lift in Case of fire", in which case you shouldn't ever use the lift, particularly on days of high fire danger!
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    In the United States, credit cards have an Expiration Date whilst anywhere else in the English-speaking world it is simply an Expiry Date
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    The French gave us "metric". Now I can't read a friggin tape measure !, even if "metric" means "Measure". Wait till you see metrisized time, even the froggys refused to use it.
    Cheers to all, spacesailor
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  6. turboplanner Well-Known Member

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    I used to see a sign on a Victorian highway "Lyrebirds Cross" and always wondered what upset them.
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    Near schools in Tasmania... "Slow Children"!
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    Used to be lots of signs saying: "Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted"

    I never heard of a trial being conducted but the signs seem to have gone. Poor Bill must have been innocent!
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    Sign at edge of town.."SLOW DOWN HERE".. Yeah right. Nev

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